The Anti-Botanical Garden Moisturizer

$24.99
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We found a lotion that won't make you smell like you fell face-first into a flower shop. This absorbs fast without the grease slick aftermath, and the scent is present but not "announcing your skincare routine to the entire subway car" present.

Great as aftershave when your face feels like you shaved with a cheese grater, or daily maintenance for hands that actually work for a living. The aloe vera keeps things calm, and it's light enough for faces but substantial enough for elbows that could double as sandpaper.

Perfect for anyone who wants to stop resembling beef jerky but draws the line at smelling like grandmother's potpourri drawer.

• 4oz bottle

• Non-greasy formula with aloe vera

• Signature subtle masculine scent (definitely not vanilla gooseberry lavender)

• Works on face, hands, and wherever skin needs reinforcement

• Made with genuine moisturizing wizardry, not just crossed fingers

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